Roll on next summer

So, here we go again - Harry and Thingy (see 28th September, but I think I'm going to adopt that as my pet name for her) have got engaged.  Best wishes to them both, but once again, as with William and Kate, I wish I could fast forward until all the mush is over.  And that reminds me - we've got Will's and Kate's baby to cope with as well - anybody got a desert island available?