Wife - Where are you? Why aren’t you home yet?
Husband - Love, do you remember the jewellery shop on the high street where you saw that diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn’t afford it then, but I said "I will get it for you one day"?
Wife (all excited) - Yes I do, I do.
Husband - Well I'm in the pub just over the road from there.
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