Two Irishmen are standing looking up at a flagpole. A blonde walks by and asks them what they are doing. "Well" says the one "we're supposed to be finding out the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder". The blonde takes a spanner out of her bag, loosens a couple of bolts, lays the flagpole down flat, gets out a tape-measure and announces that it's eighteen feet six inches. Then she leaves. "Isn't that just like a blonde" says the second Irishman "we need the height, and she gives us the length".
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