Ha ha.

What's the difference between being in prison and being at work? Well, in prison you can watch TV and play games - at work you can get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison you spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside waiting to get out - at work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars, and in prison you have to cope with sadistic warders - at work, you have the same problem, only they're called managers!