Who's a chubby little boy then?

Well hoorah, as George would have undoubtedly said in Blackadder Goes Forth - it would seem that I'm not to blame for being fat after all - it's a consequence of modern life, according to a government think-tank. It seems our bodies are still primed to obey the primitive urge to stuff as much food down ourselves as possible when it's available to guard against the possibility of famine tomorrow. So there! Mind you, I always maintained that I wasn't overweight, it was just that I wasn't tall enough!