Woof, woof.

A dog barked at a lad who was passing - well they do, don't they? The lad barked back at the dog - perhaps a slightly unusual response, but not, you would think, one that would get him into trouble. But wait - the Police arrest him. Quite what for doesn't appear to be clear. Either for some sort of public order offence, or for causing distress to the animal, it would seem. So far, so stupid, but then he is brought before the magistrates who decide that he has in fact caused distress to the dog (how did they know?) and fine him £50 and costs. He appeals and the case is heard in the Crown Court where it is thrown out when the prosecution offer no evidence. So why am I telling you about this? Because you and I - taxpayers - will have to fork out some £8,000 to cover the costs of the case. Pathetic, isn't it?