Ha ha

Man walks in to a bar looking very sad.
"What would you like" says the bartender
"Oh, just a beer" says the man 
"You're looking very down" says the bartender, "What's the matter?"
"Well, my wife and I had a flaming row" says the man, "and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month"
"Oh, that's rough" says the bartender, 
"You don't know the half" says the man, "the month runs out tonight".