Ha ha

Bloke dies and goes to heaven.  St Peter says  OK, we've had a look at your file, and frankly you haven't done anything particularly good, nor anything particularly bad,  Not sure what to do with you.  Can you tell me anything you've done which might help me make up my mind?  Well, said the bloke, I saw a bunch of yobs grabbing this old lady and trying to steal her handbag, and I went up to them and told them to stop it, or they'd have me to deal with.  Gosh, said St Peter, that was quite something.  When did this happen?  Oh, about a couple of minutes ago, said the bloke,