Oi, ref!

It seems we're not finished with silly school stories yet.  A primary school (yes, that's 5 to 11-yesr-olds) will not allow its pupils to play football at playtime unless they and their parents sign a "contract" concerning their behaviour.  It includes things like "I will not hog the ball", "I will not name call or tease" and such like.  Now remember - these are just little kids and we're not talking formally organised matches here, but just playground kick-arounds.  OTT or what!!?