Ha ha

So, before we get back to the harsh realities of life, here's a joke for you - 

A friend of mine walked into the post office one day back in early February to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter enthusiastically writing addresses on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts.
He then took out a scent bottle and started spraying perfume over them. My friend's curiosity eventually got the better of him and he walked over and asked him what he was doing.
“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?’” he said.
“Why on earth are you doing that?” my friend asked.
“Because I’m a divorce lawyer.” he replied.