Hic!

A woman in Yorkshire is being prosecuted for moving her car from one part of her front garden to another while over the drink-drive limit.  She did this so that the bin-men could get to her wheelie bin, but this is immaterial - the crucial point is that the whole manoeuver took place on private land, where, to the best of my knowledge, the rules of the road do not apply.  To add to the confusion, the prosecuting authority say that she is not being accused of drink-driving, but of "attempting to drive while drunk".  What the...!