Friday, May 01, 2015

A child's guide to politics.

Labour - all problems are rooted in social inequality, and you solve social inequality by taking money from the rich and spending it on the poor (note - spending it on, not giving it to - subtle distinction).
Conservative - society works best when people are left to their own devices to sort things out. Government should interfere as little as possible.
LibDem - why can't we all get along?
UKIP - England for the English - sod everybody else
SNP - Scotland for the Scots - sod everybody else
Plaid Cymru - dywarchen y lot ohonoch
Greens - who knows?

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