Shall we go to Ann Summers - or B & Q?

You would hardly credit it (or maybe you would), but B & Q have sent a memo to all their staff warning them that they may well see an increase in demand for rope, cable ties and duct tape following the forthcoming release of the film "Fifty Shades Of Grey". Furthermore they have urged staff to read the book so that they may be prepared for customer questions about "what DIY paraphernalia can and can't be used in the bedroom".  I think it was B & Q who had (and maybe still have) a policy of recruiting retired men for their expertise.  I don't really think this was the sort of expertise they had in mind!