Ha ha.

It seems a long time since my retirement magazine came up with a decent joke, but this one made me smile -
A man and his wife lived in a nice riverside property.  They were well off and each had an expensive car. One day the wife came back from a shopping expedition. "There's a problem with my car" she said to her husband "there's water in the carburetor". "Don't be silly" said the husband.  "I'm telling you" said the wife "there's water in the carburetor".  "Oh, come on" said the husband "you wouldn't even know where the carburetor is.  I'll check it out.  Where's the car?"
"In the river" said the wife.