...or are you just pleased to see me?

We're all familiar with the funny story of the man with a gun in his pocket who accidentally shoots himself in the foot, but how about this - a security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was carrying a gun in his pocket when it went off accidentally and shot him - there's no delicate way of saying this - in the penis.  Lots of comments along the lines of "going off half-cocked" and such-like, but the one that really amused me was "well at least he proved he wasn't shooting blanks".