Ha ha,

Must be time for another joke -
At a Christmas meal in a restaurant, a woman suddenly starts screaming "Help, help, my son is choking.  He's swallowed the sixpence in the pudding.  Somebody please help"
A man at a nearby table gets up walks over and grabs the boy by the crotch and squeezes.  The boy cries out in pain, coughs and the sixpence shoots out of his mouth.  "Thank you so much" says his mother, "Are you a paramedic?"
"No Madam" replies the man, "I work for the Inland Revenue".