Like a bad penny...

You know the old joke about the man who was trying to get rid of his boomerang, but every time he threw it away, it kept coming back?  Well, we now have a story about a man in Kent who keeps pigeons and, as a result of complaints from his neighbours, had now been ordered by the local council to get rid of them.  But as he points out, they're homing pigeons, so wherever they're taken to, they will follow their instincts, and return to him.  Tricky, eh??