I don't like....

...Mondays, as the song goes.  But apparently, there's something to it.  A recent survey has found that statistically, bad things are in fact more likely to happen on a Monday than on any other day of the week.  Why?  No-one knows, although there is a theory that the weekend is traditionally "dead time" and therefore what happens on a Monday is the accumulation of three days' worth of experience. You've had all weekend to mull it over, and on Monday you let it all out, sort of thing.  Best stay in bed, I reckon.