Men are from HP - women are from Heinz.

What sauce do you put on your chips?  Red, of course!  And on a bacon or sausage sandwich?  Well, brown obviously.  Or perhaps it depends on your age, sex, and where you live.  Ask Jeeves carried out a survey which revealed that men are more likely to go for brown than women, older people more likely to go for brown than the young, and preference for brown is greatest in the north-west and least in the south-east.  Overall though, red wins out by just under two to one.  Amazingly, it seems there are some people who put red sauce on a fried egg - yukkk!