Chance would be a fine thing.

Apparently the Chinese authorities have issued an edict that there must be no more than two flies per stall in their public toilets.  Worth a laugh, but I'd be quite prepared to accept the flies if we just had public toilets over here - they've all been closed down over the years, which can make life difficult for an old codger like me who can't "hold it" quite as well as he once could!