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The Chancellor's decision to impose VAT on the sale of hot food has had a detrimental effect on Greggs, who sell warm pasties, pies and sausage rolls.  Their shares have taken a hit, and they fear they will have to put their prices up as a result.  So here's an idea - sell your stuff cold (no VAT) and then provide microwave ovens for your customers to be able to "nuke" their purchases up before they eat them.  Where there's a will, there's a way!