Watch carefully

There is a fantastic (I use the word advisedly) story that the Barcelona player Lionel Messi used his dribbling skills to send a message to the Syrian rebels as to the route by which they could smuggle arms into the country.  So I've watched a couple of Wolves matches on the telly recently and it's now clear to me that the team was in fact sending secret signals to the unemployed of the area as to how to avoid finding a job!