Ha ha.

This from my local weekend rag -

The Queen and Dolly Parton were outside the Pearly Gates awaiting admittance.  St Peter said "I'm sorry, we're really full.  There's only room for one of you.  You're going to have to convince me who is the more worthy.".  Dolly Parton stripped off her top exposing her magnificent breasts.  "God blessed me with these" she said.  The Queen popped into the nearby public toilet and pulled the chain.  "OK" said St Peter to the Queen "you're in".  "Hang on" said Dolly Parton "how do you make that out?"  "Oh, come on" said St Peter "everybody knows a royal flush beats a pair!".