Ha ha.

Like buses, you wait for ages for a good joke, and then several come along all at once.  This from my local Sunday newspaper -
Wife to husband: "I think my breasts are too small"
Husband: "Well if you want your breasts to grow, all you need to do is rub between them with a piece of toilet paper every day"
Wife: "And that will make them grow?"
Husband: "Well it worked for your bum!"