Ha ha.

I'm obliged to a couple of characters called Will and Guy for the following -

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, 'You are a hero man, tomorrow the newspaper headlines will  read: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
The man says, 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
"Oh ,then the headlines will read: "Brave American saves life of little girl",' the policeman answers.
'But I am not an American!' says the man.
'Oh, what are you then?'
'The man says: - 'I am a Saudi!'
The next day the newspaper headlines read: 'Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.'