Ha ha.

A few one-liners I particularly liked about the difference between the sexes -

A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument.