Ha ha.

Here's an old one-

The Rev. Ian Paisley was seated next to President Clinton on a flight to Ireland. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came round for drinks orders. The President asked for a whisky and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The Rev. Paisley replied in disgust "Madam, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips." The President handed his drink back to the attendant and said "I'm sorry, I didn't realise there was a choice..."