Ha ha.

Following his death, there have been many reports of Clement Freud's witticisms. Here's one I came across the other day which I liked. He was on a train and took to task a woman who was smoking a cigarette. She retorted that she was only a few yards away from the smoking section. "Madam" he replied, "we are only a few yards away from the toilet - is it alright if I piss on the floor?".