Once again, I have to thank my Civil Service retirement magazine for the following, which are apparently genuine answers to a school science test -
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q. What is puberty?
A. It's when a boy says goodbye to his childhood, and looks forward to his adultery.
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. It's when the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
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