The perfect failure.

As one who has suffered through the years with the failings of their local football team (although the Wolves are doing OK this season, though Lord knows how) I can feel for the supporters of the American football team the Detroit Lions, who have just finished their season with the stats of Played 16, Lost 16. Detroit of course is also known as Motown, and some wag in the newspapers has suggested that it should now be known as Woetown.