Lots of good one-liners going around about the current financial crisis. Here are three I particularly liked -
What's the definition of optimism?
An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening.
New question for geography students -
What's the capital of Iceland?
Answer - About £3.50.
What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new BMW.
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