Ha ha.

This man kept a centipede as a pet - weird, I know, but he loved that centipede and decided one night that he'd invite it out for a drink. So he went up to the centipede's little box and said "Fancy coming down the pub ?", but got no reply. So he raised his voice a bit and said "Do you fancy coming down the pub for a beer?", but still got no reply. So he put his face close to the box and shouted "I SAID DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT FOR A DRINK?". And the centipede said "No need to shout - I heard you the first time. Give me a minute - I'm just putting my shoes on".