Ha ha

Scraping the bottom of the joke barrel by now, but here goes -

There is an ancient myth about a cliff on Mount Olympus in Greece that has special powers. The story is that if you throw yourself off the cliff, whatever you shout as you are going over is what you will get in abundance at the bottom. Three friends go up there one day to try it out. The first one takes a tentative run and jumps off shouting "money", and at the bottom he lands in a huge mountain of money. The second friend sees this and gets very excited and takes a long run and goes as fast as he can and jumps off shouting "babes", and he lands amongst a load of beautiful girls. The third friend gets really excited and takes a huge run-up and goes as fast as he can. Just as he comes to the cliff-edge he trips on a rock and as he goes over the edge shouts "oh shit!"