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A man was driving down a country lane on his way to a hotel when his car suddenly cut out and rolled to a halt. He got out and looked under the bonnet but couldn't see anything wrong. He was just about to phone the AA when a horse stuck its head over the hedge and said "I bet it's the distributor". So the man checked and sure enough the distributor cap was not on properly, and after he'd fixed it, the car started OK and he drove on to his hotel, which was just down the road. He told the hotel manager about what had happened, and the manager said "Was it a black horse?". "Yes it was as a matter of fact" said the man. "Good job it wasn't the white one" said the manager "he knows nothing about engines".