Ha ha

I'm running out of good jokes, but here's one I heard the other day, which tickled me after a working life dealing with lawyers.


You remember that anti-drug advert they ran on TV a few months ago where there's a futuristic shop selling new brains? Well, a bloke goes into the shop and enquires about the cost. "We sell by weight and it all depends on the type of brain" says the shopkeeper "we have engineers' brains at £3 an ounce, computer programmers' brains at £5 an ounce, doctors' brains at £10 an ounce, and lawyers' brains at £1000 an ounce". "Why are the lawyers' brains so much more expensive?" asks the man. "Have you any idea how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brain?" replies the shopkeeper.