Ha ha

Time for another joke, I feel:
A few years ago Steven Spielberg was toying with the idea of a film about the lives of the great composers, and he was discussing this project with Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and asking them who they fancied playing.
"I've always admired Mozart" said Stallone, "I see him as an unconventional genius in a world that demanded convention. I'd like to play him."
"I fancy having a shot at Chopin" said Willis "tempestuous, sensual, romantic - right up my street. Yes, I'll do Chopin"
"And what about you, Arnie?" said Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger thought for a moment, then said "I'll be Bach".