Ha ha

Must be time for another joke -

A diehard Manchester United fan was surprised to see an empty stand seat at a home game, and he remarked about it to the woman sitting in the next seat.
"It was my husband's but he died", she said.
"I'm very sorry to hear that”, he replied, “but I'm really surprised that another relative or friend didn't jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for him."
“Well, I did offer”, she said, "but they would all insist on going to the funeral."