There's no place like....

I've always wondered why people choose to go away in this country on Bank Holidays. You just know that the roads will be choked, the trains will be overcrowded and running later than usual, it will take you at least twice as long as normal to get where you're going, and when you get there the place will be full of other holidaymakers. And then you'll have similar problems getting back! Best to stay at home I reckon.