Ha ha.

Bloke walks into a pub and goes up to the bar.  Before he can order a drink, a bowl of peanuts on the bar says "Hey, you're a handsome fella!"  The bloke looks at the bowl of peanuts in surprise, and then hears it say "Like the shirt", and then a little later "That hairstyle really suits you".  The barman comes over to take his order, sees him looking confused and says "Oh don't worry - the peanuts are complimentary"!